I Like Boys

Within the first 20 minutes of me being home, my older sister, Gina, questioned my sexuality. Since I'm 22 years old and don't have a steady boyfriend, evidently that makes me a lesbian. So, I decided to shout at her, "Yes, Gina, I am a big, fat, RAGING LESBIAN! This is my Coming Out party. Welcome!"

I'm one of the straightest people I know. Straighter than straight really. I haven't even experimentally kissed a girl, even after Katy Perry came out with that song. Don't get me wrong, I am a free love kind of person, too. Gay people are awesome. I love Ellen. I just really like boys a lot more than I like girls, so I guess I'm straight.

It's not like I had a weird obsession with Bette Midler when I was younger or I ran home from school every day to catch the Rosie O'Donnell show when I was little. Nope. Okay, so maybe back in the day Gina could have questioned my sexuality because I looked like a Jeff instead of a Jess, but today I think I look more girl like. I mean this oversized Dan Conner-esque flannel shirt I'm wearing right now is super flattering and girly. And heck, some days I even wear makeup!

But in all seriousness, I really have no plans to "come out" or anything like that. I love boys. So if you have a single friend, hook a girl up!